Nobody trusts Eddie Johnson, and he can't figure out why! It's not like his gaunt appearance and weed whacker haircut should matter when it comes to gaining acceptance among his elementary school peers! No, as Eddie learns from his dad- The Simpsons' "Yesssss?" guy- and a similarly-voiced omnipresent narrator who only does flashbacks, trust is earned. No more blowing off cleanup duty to play games with incredibly sharp steel-tipped 50's darts. Committing to his studies instead of playing ping pong(apparently this school has a rec room). Being on time to his post at the library, which in this school seems to consist of just a desk with some books on it. If Eddie can just get over these hurdles, he might be mentioned in the same breath as Bob West, who is according to this short the most PERFECT STUDENT EVER. Can you follow along with Eddie and improve yourself, learning to keep your trusts(wha-huh?) along the way? You'll find out if you purchase One Man Riffing Crew's latest offering. Trust me!
And fix that damn lamp, you little creep!
