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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy & Bill Corbett ()
2008 / Directed by Matt Reeves

"What if a monster attacked a city?" This is the shockingly novel concept behind the viral marketing triumph of the year! Filled with "fresh"* performances and "authentic"** cinematography, Cloverfield masterfully takes a page from The Blair Witch Project...

4.051725
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson ()
1988 / Dir by Roger Donaldson / Starring Tom Cruise

A drunken Australian councils a young Tom Cruise on life, love, and female undergarments. Tom and Nicole’s wedding night? No, this is the thrilling plot of “Cocktail” . . .

3.916665
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson ()
2002 / Dir by Tamra Davis / Starring Britney Spears

Among the finest Britney Spears movies ever made, Crossroads tells the story of a high school graduate who drives to L.A. Not very exciting on paper . . .

4.12
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson & Kevin Murphy ()
2006 / Dir by Richard Loncraine / Starring Harrison Ford, Virginia Madsen

Harrison Ford is a bank security manager who gets more than he bargained for when a thief breaks the little chain and steals the pen that belongs to the desk . . .

3.93182
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson & Mary Jo Pehl ()
2001 / Dir by Vondie Curtis-Hall / Starring Mariah Carey

If you’re a fan of movies that feature screaming, megalomaniacal divas and their relationships to shirtless guys, you have so far been limited to Barbra Steisand’s “A Star is Born”. . .

4.69697
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson & Bridget Nelson ()
2005 / Created by Shonda Rhimes / Starring Sandra Oh, Katherine Heigl

This is the hugely successful, boldly innovative show that dares to tell its story in the unlikeliest setting imaginable – a hospital!

3.5
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson ()
2006 / Starring: Hayden Panettiere, Ali Larter

Imagine, just imagine, if ordinary citizens suddenly began to discover that they have acquired extraordinary powers. Why, you would have X-Men. But imagine if instead of acquiring X-Men-like powers . . .

3.53125
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy & Bill Corbett ()
2007 / Directed by Francis Lawrence / Starring Will Smith

Let's not get into the contentious issue of exactly who is Legend. R&B singer John Legend thinks he is Legend; the Tom Cruise movie Legend think it is Legend; "I Am" thinks it's Legend; and Matthew McConaughey is as certain that he is Legend as he is that his butt looks awesome in bike shorts. . .

3.805555
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson & Kevin Murphy ()
2004 / Dir by JJ Abrams / Starring Matthew Fox, Evangeline Lilly

The television phenomenon of our time (no, not “According to Jim”) is now the RiffTrax phenomenon of this week! Yes, “Lost”, the thrilling saga of a group of castaways – of varying degrees of hotness – and their struggle to survive without having to resort to wholesale drinking of their own urine.

3.785715
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RiffTrax by: Mike Nelson ()
1987 / Dir by Menahem Golan / Starring Sylvester Stallone, David Mendenhall

Never make the mistake of thinking that Over the Top is just an arm-wrestling picture. Oh, there’s arm wrestling, all right – more arm wrestling than an 8th grade study hall. But there’s also a truck. . .

4.675675