Daniel Baldwin. Claudia Schiffer. Coolio. Together at last!

What’s the occasion? No, it’s not a rerun of I Love the 90s, it’s an action-packed legal thriller called In Pursuit! Daniel Baldwin is an attorney on the run after being accused of murder by way of car explosion. Daniel was having an affair with the victim’s wife, none other than supermodel bombshell Claudia Schiffer. He’s caught pretty quickly. But it’s not so bad being in prison, because Daniel Baldwin is friends with the prison guard, Coolio.

Now, this is already sounding pretty implausible. 1) Daniel Baldwin as an attorney. 2) Daniel Baldwin running anywhere. 3) Daniel Baldwin with Claudia Schiffer?? 4) Daniel Baldwin has a friend??? 5) And the friend is Coolio????

But that’s just the beginning. What should be a pretty straightforward The Fugitive knockoff is so impossibly convoluted, you’d need a surgeon to dissect the plot. At one point, Daniel winds up in a truck with a mountain lion. At another, Daniel is suddenly in the backseat of a vacationing family’s station wagon with no explanation. It’s a real puzzler with a lot to think about, but more than anything, we feel the movie will be remembered for this phrase: “Daniel Baldwin sex ladder.”

Climb the sex ladder to freedom and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for In Pursuit!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer