Quick! Name a sci-fi movie from 1984 that features murderous robots. If you said The Terminator, you're right, and you get a cookie. If you said Runaway, you're also right, but...um...what the hell is wrong with you? Well, either way, everyone should enjoy this historically accurate tale about how in the near-future we all completely depend on robots to cook our meals, babysit our children, and murder our families. Gene Simmons plays the blandest villain ever captured on screen, while Tom Selleck is led around by his moustache as he repeatedly saves the day in every scene. It must be exhausting.

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