What happens when airhead models and smarmy photographers break into a castle for some sort of photo shoot or something?  Bloody Pit of Horror won't answer that question but it certainly tries, and Luke and Joe are here to help in this full-length VOD riff.

Luke and Joe, stars of the aptly-named The Adventures of Luke and Joe (www.lukeandjoe.com), join you in this unintentionally surreal tale of photography, murder and wandering through things very slowly.  Features such legendary characters as master wall-climber Perry and villain/possible luchador The Crimson Executioner as well as skits by Luke and Joe to either try to explain what you're seeing or complain about it.

And best of all the cast features Mickey Hargitay, father of Law and Order actress Mariska Hargitay!  You know her.  She's on Special Victims Unit, the one nobody watches.  Benson.  Yeah, her.  Her dad.  I guess he was a bodybuilder or something.  Totally him, I swear.  He's in it!