Why do humans in the future need cinnamon to have a good time? Will Thufer trim his eyebrows? Will Stilgar ever practice basic hygiene? There are very good answers to all of these questions. None of them are found in this movie, however.
Join geek and useless knowledge addict Courtney Ferguson for a raucous ride through this dark, confusing science fiction classic. Wallow in disgust at the glorification of obesity! Marvel at the power of technologically enhanced sneezes! Weep in the presence of shocking earth tones!
(Note: This commentary is for the theatrical version of the film, not the ridiculously long extended version.)