Death be not proud.

In fact, when you're a singing cowboy who perishes at the hands of mole people, death can be downright humiliating.

It's bad enough to lose your life in a fight against mumu-clad subterranians and blocky robo-waddlers.  Once you've perished, do you get to move on?  To enjoy your eternal reward?

Nope.  Instead, your body gets schlepped around like a sack of turnips, and your corpse gets stuffed into a resurrection machine that would make cylons roll their eyes.

Human-looking cylons, that is.  The other kind of cylons...well, they're always rolling their eyes, sort of.

Back on topic, our hero returns, none the worse for wear.

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