Finally, a 300 prequel to answer the question: what happened to all the shirts?

Favorite scene: when all the guys start chanting “THIS IS SPARTA!!...WELL IT ISN’T QUITE SPARTA YET, BUT IT’S WELL ON ITS WAY TO BECOMING SPARTA, LOOK WE’RE DOING OUR BEST, OKAY?”

Click here to get our riff on the first 300 movie. TONIGHT... WE RIFF IN HELL!