Don’t you hate it when you’re just sitting at home, watching movies you taped off of HBO, then, suddenly, The King of the Mole Men shows up and spills BBQ sauce on your nice, new carpet?  What to do?  I’ll tell you what: Watch two short films.

The first one celebrates National BBQ Month (aka July) with an old, homicidal man and his crazy collection of rootin’, tootin’ cow folk as they try to choke down canned mushrooms and baked beans.

The second lets you know about new kind of nylon carpets that they use in airplanes and Heaven (where you still have to vacuum, by the way).  Also, a kid dies (no foolin').

This is a VOD presentation, containing a short sketch followed by the two shorts with the riff pre-synced.