What?  No, it can't be!  The last film was supposed to be it!  Noooooo!  Oh well, at least Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions are coming along too.  That's right, it's time for Friday the 13th  Part V: A New Beginning!

Why would they put themselves through the torture of having to watch that hulking moron Jason Voorhees stalk the morally ambiguous citizens of Crystal Lake yet again?

• Nipples!
• Scatting!
• Candy Bars!
• Clean Sheets!
• Ambulance Drivers!
• Celebrity Lookalikes!

Plus: Corey Feld- Wait who the hell is that?!?

So pop some Prozac and join us in group therapy as we suffer through this crazy crap-fest.  And remember: Kill Jason once, good for you.  Kill Jason 5 times... then it's just getting ridiculous.

And be sure to rate and review... we do NOT use the Honor System!

Visit the Slashers Evil Lair at www.Hor-RIFF-ic.com.