Apex Predators

It’s spring break in Southern California and the beach is abuzz because The City Bros just dropped a hot new track! Also, dead bodies keep washing up on shore. Police suspect a shark, but this overlooks just how powerfully bad a song The City Bros have unleashed.

You think you know the drill: “We have to close the beaches,” “We can’t, this is our biggest weekend,” etc. Well, you know nothing of the drill. There are “bad” movies, and then there are bad movies that show you an uninterrupted sunset for more than a minute of screen time, and folks, this is very much one of the latter. Though it may be impossible to comprehend, there’s a very good case to be made for this being the worst shark movie we’ve ever done. Though it may not actually qualify, based on one big technicality…

Grab a coveted plate of all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp, find one hell of a dolphin to watch with, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Apex Predators!

Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason

Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer

Rated TV-MA for language, nudity, drug use, smoking, light blood, and excessive stock footage.

Digital Video file formats

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Medium (718.15 MB)
High (TV) (1.13 GB)
Burnable DVD Image (3.26 GB)

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Legacy devices (247.8 MB)
Low (394.78 MB)
Medium (718.15 MB)
High (TV) 480p (1.13 GB)
HD Low 720p (732.7 MB)
HD Medium 720p (1.14 GB)
HD High 1080p (6.46 GB)
Burnable SD DVD Image (3.26 GB)

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Poster art by Nina Matsumoto
Poster art by Nina Matsumoto

RiffMeter rating

9.49438
Average: 9.5 (89 votes)

Content Rating

TVPG Rating: TV-MA-LSV
Drug use
Graphic violence
Nudity
Profanity
Smoking

Genre

Movie Decade

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Release date

April 21, 2023

Runtime

60 minutes
Closed Captions