Body Count

Let’s start by counting off some of the bodies (aka, actors) you’ll see in Body Count.

It’s something of a star-studded affair, by RiffTrax standards at least. We’ve got Robert Davi. We’ve got Brigitte Nielsen. We’ve got Jan-Michael Vincent. We’ve even got martial arts legend Sonny Chiba playing an unstoppable assassin. Given all that, we have to assume Quentin Tarantino owns this movie on a 35mm print (especially since it features an actual foot fetish scene)!

Body Count is your classic police vs. killer scenario, with one clever twist: they take a simple plot and make it confusing as hell. To help you out, it goes something like this: Sonny Chiba kills some mafia guys, it turns out he was hired to do this by a cop, the cop doesn’t pay, Sonny Chiba decides to get revenge on all cops until he finds the dirty cop who double-crossed him, someone gets pushed out a window while sitting in a desk chair, Robert Davi has awkward foot-based sex on a boat, stuff like that.

More fun facts: it’s set in New Orleans, the cops talk way too much about sex, and they spend a lot of time in the sauna. Talking about sex.

It’s fun, it’s dumb, it’s a good time. So load yourself down with Mardi Gras beads and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Body Count!    

Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka, Sean Thomason, Jason Miller, and Zach Shatzer

 

Rated TV-MA for language, violence, nudity, smoking, drinking, blood, drug use, sexual situations, and discussion of child abuse.

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Poster art by Mattie Lubchansky
Poster art by Mattie Lubchansky

RiffMeter rating

9.30612
Average: 9.3 (49 votes)

Content Rating

TVPG Rating: TV-MA-SV
Adult language
Sexual content
Smoking
Violence

Genre

Movie Decade

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Release date

August 8, 2024

Runtime

86 minutes
Closed Captions