The Christmas canon is full of magical destinations, where the snow is always newfallen, the cheeks are always rosy, and there’s just a little hint of peppermint in the air. The North Pole. Whoville. Bedford Falls. And, of course, the General Assembly building of the United Nations.

Yes, as soon as you step inside these hallowed grey walls, you’ll feel like a kid again, ready to go sledding, have a snowball fight, and pass a joint resolution condemning airspace violations above the Strait of Hormuz.

Hosting what we may not legally be able to describe as ‘festivities’ is Sonny Fox, a man with the charisma of Buddy The Elf (Not the Will Ferrell character, a greyhound who came in 9th at the dog track after he stopped mid-race to barf and then eat it.)

Also making an appearance sure to delight anyone with fond memories of the Coolidge administration is Distinguished Guest Artist, Eleanor Steber, whose talents include singing operatic soprano and demanding ridiculous vanity titles on any shorts she appears in.

A United Nations Christmas is sure to find a space on your shelves next to other holiday classics like A Very Port Authority Hanukkah and Diwali at the DMV.

Written by: Mike Nelson & Conor Lastowka