It’s the late 70s and Seattle is overrun with dweebs.

And as you’d expect when a crowd of more than five dweebs gets together, some juggling is going to break out. This particular Juggling Lesson is taught by an alpha dweeb, who looks like a less charming Ned Blandford joined a Christian Rock version of The Doobie Brothers. He shows up unannounced and uninvited at a Seattle farmer’s market and proceeds to berate a wide variety of people who look like they’ve at one time considered asking a bartender for a Yoo-hoo about their lack of juggling ability. There’s also a mime. Of course there’s a mime!

Are you a scooper? Do you occasionally shovel? Do you not know a single juggling term and want to pursue a more dignified hobby, like rock licking or designing cute little hats for hedgehogs? Well too bad! The only way to end The Juggling Lesson is to pass the diabolical Juggler’s Test, so let RiffTrax Senior Writers Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason be your guides!